#this will never not be funny :D

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[timdrakesbussy]

It’s Always Sunny in Pelican Town

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[kimodraw]

been drawing some very very stupid things lately

[silver-horse]

apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.

[ohitslen]

Kiss gun!

Based on this tweet!

[kirbstarzz]

DOLPHIN WATCHINGGGG!!!!!!111111111111

[swampybogg]

[sailing-ever-west]

The other strawhats probably get so jealous that luffy never has like, joint pain or anything bc he's rubber and was turned rubber before he was old enough for that to be a problem. Sanji's like "yeah I think I pulled something in that last fight" and Luffy's like pulled what. What does that mean. Nami says she has back pain and Luffy is like did you get hit in the back?? He's horrified to learn that other people's bodies just decide to scrunch up and hurt sometimes for no reason.

[stark-lord]

Side A

[lelelego]

I....would like to see Eli and Boone.... holding hands........😳

ok :^)

[sualne]

your body isn't your own

[kacievvbbbb]

What I think is so funny about the parallels between Luffy, Zoro and the men they wish to meet again and surpass.

Is that Luffy wants to fight Shanks like a son showing his father everything he’s learnt; look how far he’s come, who he’s become.

And Zoro wants to fight Mihawk like a feral cat fighting god in a back alley; Inevitable, preordained, there can only be one.

And both are equally as valid.

[amethyst-halo]

i had a Vision last night abt them gaming

[so-bitya]

she was there for months so...

[aeb-art]

loopsie daisy scribbles

separate pics under the cut

oh and references! i almost forgot that >.>

first pic: (link)

second pic: outfit is lady dimitrescu's from resident evil and the pose is from (link)

third pic: (link) i was looking at traditional costumes/dress from guadeloupe ;u; give loop a dress in a pattern from home

forth pic: well the pose i freehanded, but loop's blouse is from some rwby concept art for the shirt under ruby's corset in i think volume five? i don't remember, it's been awhile, but anyways! pic of that attached below vvv